AS A CHILD I WAS ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY OBSESSED WITH PEPPERIDGE FARM GOLDFISH CRACKERS!

NOT ONLY ARE THESE LITTLE FELLOWS DELICIOUS- BUT THEY ARE QUITE DELIGHTFUL TO LOOK AT TOO. THEY ARE SMALL, BRIGHTLY COLORED, SHAPED LIKE FISH, AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF- THEY HAVE SILLY LITTLE SMILES. HENCE THE PHRASE "THE SNACK THAT SMILES BACK".

I THINK I'VE BEEN EATING GOLDFISH SINCE I'VE HAD TEETH. I'VE EATEN MY FAIR SHARE OF THE SNACK, AND HAVE TRIED A PLETHORA OF FLAVORS. I'VE ALSO EATEN A TON OF FLOUR AND STICKS OF BUTTER. BUT THATS NOT WHAT WE'RE HERE TO TALK ABOUT.

AS A BIG GOLDFISH FAN AND ENTHUSIAST I BRING TO YOU... MY GOLDFISH CRACKER RATINGS. THAT SHOULDVE BEEN THE FIRST THING YOU SAW ON THIS PAGE. ITS RIGHT THERE. IN BIG LETTERS.

THE OFFICIAL OFFICIAL GOLDFISH RATINGS.
8/10
A CLASSIC. NOT TOO CHEESY, USUALLY VERY LIGHTLY SALTED, A GOOD SNACK.
4/10
BORING + PREDICITABLE. SALTY. LITERALLY JUST SALTINE CRACKERS IN FISH FORM.
100/10
I WILL BE EATING THIS SHIT FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE. I EAT GOLDFISH COLORS EACH AND EVERY DAY.
6/10
I AM A BIT BIASED AS I AM NOT A BIG FAN OF PIZZA IN GENERAL. IT TASTES GOOD I GUESS, BUT THE AFTERTASTE IS GROSS TO ME. IT'S NOT AS SALTY AS I'D LIKE IT TO BE.
8/10
REAL GOOD, NOT OVERSALTED LIKE I FIND MOST PRETZELS TO BE! IT DOES GET TIRING TO EAT THOUGH.
3/10
UGH. THIS TOOK EVERYTHING I DISLIKED ABOUT REGULAR PIZZA AND CRANKED IT UP BY 10. LAME.
10/10
FUCKING AWESOME, I USED TO SUCK ALL OF THE CHEESE DUST OFF OF THESE BABIES AND THEN EAT THE SOGGY CRACKER, EVERYONE SHOULD EXPERIENCE THIS.
2/10
AS A SALT AND VINEGAR EXPERT, I CAN SAY THAT IT REALLY TAKES TIME AND EFFORT TO END UP WITH THE BEST SALT AND VINEGAR FLAVOR. THESE DO NOT HAVE THE BEST SALT AND VINEGAR FLAVOR. SALT AND VINEGAR WAS NOT MEANT FOR CRACKERS.
1/10
...ew.
1/10
EWWWW
6/10
PRETTY GOOD! THE CHEESINESS GOES WELL WITH THE PRETZELS, BUT IT CAN BE A BIT OVERBEARING.
10/10
OHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD. ITS LIKE THE LORD HIMSELF CAME BACK JUST TO BLESS US WITH THESE WONDERFUL CHOCOLATELY CRACKERS.
8/10
VERY VERY GOOD, BUT I JUST DONT LIKE VANILLA AS MUCH AS I DO CHOCOLATE. MMMM. CHOCOLATE...